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Uncle Drew

I am sure that most of you, er . . . some of you, er . . . maybe one or two of you
are familiar with Uncle Drew. For those of you who are not, let me “refresh” your memory. Uncle Drew is an old man with gray hair, a gray beard, and a limp who wanders onto a big time youth street basketball game, and for whatever reason is invited to play. The kids in the game as well as the fans on the side are snickering as Uncle Drew turns the ball over the first time he touches it, and then badly misses his first few shots. Everyone is yucking it up at the expense of the old man until the real Uncle Drew drops the charade, and makes all of the studs on the basketball court look like fools.
In these Pepsi commercials, and soon to be a movie, Uncle Drew is really Kyrie Irving, an all-star professional basketball player in the NBA. Kyrie Irving is made up to look like an old man, and nobody on the court recognizes him. In subsequent Uncle Drew episodes other professional basketball players (Kevin Love as Wes and Nate Robinson as “Lights”) are made up to initially appear old and infirm, only to embarrass the young studs when the right time comes. Nobody recognizes them even though they are marquee players, as they are in disguise and “undercover.”
At this point, many of my regular readers are asking, “Wassup”?!
Patience!

Recently the entire country has been reading about and looking at disgusting videos of Anti-fa thugs beating up on innocent protestors, who naively felt that the police would standup and protect their right to peacefully protest. It becomes obvious, for whatever reason, that this is not happening, and when all is said and done, only a few of these thugs are arrested. What happened to all the rest of these Anti-fa hooligans? They apparently are able to return later to infringe on the rights of others because they were not caught and jailed.
I propose that the “good guys” have multiple plants in the crowd the next time that Anti-fa is threatening to brutalize innocent protestors. These undercover disguised Kyrie Irvings, Kevin Loves, and Nate Robinsons, etc should be the toughest of the tough, dressed up as multiples of Uncle Drew, Wes, and “Lights”, so that when the violence breaks out, they can give these Anti-fa bums a taste of their own medicine . . . and then arrest them. After doing this covertly a few times, advise Anti-fa that there will potentially be undercover very bad “good guys” to neutralize them whenever they show up at a rally. When they realize that they could well end up with a broken nose or a concussion, and then get thrown into jail, perhaps they will think twice the next time that a potential Uncle Drew shows up to play hoops.

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